Twelve Days with Windows
On my first day with Windows my computer gave to me On my second day with Windows my
computer gave to me On my third day with Windows my computer gave to
me On my fourth day with Windows my computer gave to
me On my fifth day
with Windows my computer gave to me On my sixth day with Windows my computer
gave to me On my seventh day with Windows my computer
gave to me On my
eighth day with Windows my computer gave to me On my ninth day with Windows my computer gave to me On my tenth day with Windows my computer gave to me On my eleventh day with Windows my computer gave to me On my twelfth day with Windows my computer gave to me Lovingly dedicated to Bill,
by Ben Hanks
A
crash and an hour's lost work
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's
lost work
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an
hour's lost work
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing
drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown
exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash
and an hour's lost work
Six "alerts" for morons
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown
exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash
and an hour's lost work
Seven migraine headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five
unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two
missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Eight hours calling
techies
Seven migraine headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five
unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two
missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Nine butt-ugly icons
Eight hours calling techies
Seven migraine headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Ten network failures
Nine butt-ugly icons
Eight hours calling techies
Seven migraine headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Eleven sudden freezes
Ten network failures
Nine butt-ugly icons
Eight hours calling techies
Seven migraine headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
Twelve instruction manuals
Eleven sudden freezes
Ten network failures
Nine butt-ugly icons
Eight hours calling techies
Seven migrane headaches
Six "alerts" for morons
Five unfixed bugs
Four thrown exceptions
Three runtime errors
Two missing drivers
plus a crash and an hour's lost work
who has affected my life so profoundly in my new job,
where I get to use windows every day.